🤣Want to make someone BUST… into laughter? Well this shocking greeting card featuring a dick in its final explosive moment of pleasure should do the trick.
🤣This will be the funniest Christmas card your friends have ever received!
The playful front design of this card featuring a mailbox with the words “YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED” is sure to keep the recipient clueless to the hilarious design that awaits them. Upon opening the card they will be greeted with an explosive cock literally popping straight off the paper.
🤣🤣Size queens may be a bit disappointed as this schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.
Greeting Card Size: 5” X 7”
Envelope Size: 5” X 7”
Note Card Size: 4” X 6”